Welcome loved ones.

lovehgood:

let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

ja-mbles:

tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother 

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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