Welcome loved ones.

gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years

watersport5:

It’s a trap

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.