Welcome loved ones.

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

she-wants-the-doitsu:

indianapopovich:

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I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG

vampire-kingmarshall-lee:

chinup-chestout:

It’s like in the second to last gif the owl is saying “I got kissed by a really cute boy”

"…oh my" 

This owl is so beautiful??????!!

This owl is prettier than most people