Welcome loved ones.

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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alex-turrner:

”if you’re ill why are you on the computer” 
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gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

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